Estava eu ontem dando banho em uma das meninas pequenas (3 anos), e falei pra ela: "Did you wash your chest?" e ela me responde "I don't have a chest, this is a body! It's a body Debora!", ahahhahaha, ok, tipo "Hellooo que sou crianca e nao tenho peito!" - era so o comeco das perolas que viriam a seguir...Observem o dialogo:
(C- crianca e D-eu)
C- You have a chest. You have boobies! These big things, they are boobies! (e eu pensando: big??? hahahahahahhaha)
D- Oh, yes
C- Did you have boobies when you were a baby?
D- No, not when I was a baby
C- Did your mom have?
D- Yes, she did
C- Did you grab them away from your mom?
D- No, I didn't. She still has boobies
C- So how did you get them?
MORRI de rir (por dentro ne) com o raciocinio da crianca!!! Tipo, se vc nao tinha peitos e hoje tem, eh pq eles eram da sua mae e vc pegou pra vc!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH, eh cada uma!
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